The Tickle Me Pickle Blog

Improv, comedy, and other matters of less-than-vital significance.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Things we need more/less of...

We, as human beings, need more of the following things:
  • Robots
  • Monkeys that talk
  • Desserts
  • Tagless underwear
  • Garlic mashed potatoes
  • High fives
  • S'mores
  • Laughing children
  • Puppies
Also, we, as human beings, need less of the following things:
  • Twins that dress identically
  • Hummers
  • Shoes that do not fit
  • Dark basements
  • Dirty spoons
  • Semi-colons
  • Werewolves
  • Canned meat
  • Kittens

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