New to the bloggosphere

I have never blogged before. This is true... just ask my old computer that practically crashed every time I wanted to use the calculator function.

Now, as a new blogger, I can see the potential to get a little power-mad, using this space not just for improv related posts and general funniness, but to further my agenda to bring the mole people out from the core of the Earth. I promise not to do that, and other various blog-related crimes such as:
- share waaaayyy too personal details, such as the fact that I have a crush on someone from Pickle named.... oh- I almost spilled the beans!
- rant about people who probably don't even read this blog and/or know I exist. Considering most of my rants are about the activities of b-list celebrities, we're all safe
- speaking of which, did you know Sinbad is still touring his comedy bits? And did you know he isn't even half bad? I really don't know anyone else that could recover from movies where he played a robot cop...
- post angst ridden teen poetry. We all know how rejection makes Aviva's heart feel like blackness on toast that is too toasted...
and finally....
- promote my own political agenda. And since that agenda mostly includes an end to camouflage as a fashion accessory and the release of the mole people, chances are there isn't a political party that aligns with my platform.

So... look out for Aviva blogs in the near future!