When they're not so smart

You know when you meet people and they're "not so smart"? I know it can be rough. They're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal. But that's so cliche! You just want to find that unique way to convey it...

Well want no longer friends. Here are a few suggestions:

A few Gospels short of a Bible
A few inches tall of a midget
A few children short of a GAP factory
A few sequins short of a drag queen
A few Japanese people short of a Godzilla movie
A few retards shy of a short bus

Please use them responsibly. And often.

L.