When they're not so smart

You know when you meet people and they're "not so smart"? I know it can be rough. They're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal. But that's so cliche! You just want to find that unique way to convey it...

Well want no longer friends. Here are a few suggestions:

A few Gospels short of a Bible
A few inches tall of a midget
A few children short of a GAP factory
A few sequins short of a drag queen
A few Japanese people short of a Godzilla movie
A few retards shy of a short bus

Please use them responsibly. And often.

L.

New to the bloggosphere

I have never blogged before. This is true... just ask my old computer that practically crashed every time I wanted to use the calculator function.

Now, as a new blogger, I can see the potential to get a little power-mad, using this space not just for improv related posts and general funniness, but to further my agenda to bring the mole people out from the core of the Earth. I promise not to do that, and other various blog-related crimes such as:
- share waaaayyy too personal details, such as the fact that I have a crush on someone from Pickle named.... oh- I almost spilled the beans!
- rant about people who probably don't even read this blog and/or know I exist. Considering most of my rants are about the activities of b-list celebrities, we're all safe
- speaking of which, did you know Sinbad is still touring his comedy bits? And did you know he isn't even half bad? I really don't know anyone else that could recover from movies where he played a robot cop...
- post angst ridden teen poetry. We all know how rejection makes Aviva's heart feel like blackness on toast that is too toasted...
and finally....
- promote my own political agenda. And since that agenda mostly includes an end to camouflage as a fashion accessory and the release of the mole people, chances are there isn't a political party that aligns with my platform.

So... look out for Aviva blogs in the near future!

Grand Finale

This blog has been almost entirely ignored over the past weeks. If that bothered you, we apologize. My excuse, personally, is that everyone I know was born in June, so things get a bit busy this time of year. Plus, we had our last show of the year.

And it was a pretty good show, if you don't mind me saying so. Everybody was on their game and the audience was really enjoying it. Good times.

Now the summer: the long, cold summer. We'll perform at various gigs over the next couple of months, so we'll keep everyone updated that wants to be updated. And hey, if you've got a few bucks lying around and are looking for someone to come and make people laugh at your next barbeque, let us know.