When they're not so smart
You know when you meet people and they're "not so smart"? I know it can be rough. They're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal. But that's so cliche! You just want to find that unique way to convey it...
Well want no longer friends. Here are a few suggestions:
A few Gospels short of a Bible
A few inches tall of a midget
A few children short of a GAP factory
A few sequins short of a drag queen
A few Japanese people short of a Godzilla movie
A few retards shy of a short bus
Please use them responsibly. And often.
L.
Labels: cliche a few blanks short of midget Godzilla retard Bible
3 Comments:
That reminds me of a shit in Las Vegas. It said "I'm special because I ride the short bus."
I meant shirt.
Oh man "blackler" you can't make a joke about "special people" and then spell a word wrong! It invites too many jokes...
(checking my spelling thoroughly...)
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